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Coexist

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Be Like Mike

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Nordic Axes

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Honor Them

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No Jackasses

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Do Work

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Bloodwings

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Jelly Donut

Holy Jesus!   What is that?  WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!    
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IRON MIKE Tee

O'hail o'hail the Infantry!  Queen of battle FOLLOW ME! Iron Mike should be the patron saint of rucks, rifles, and boots.  We chose him as our logo because he exemplifies the spirit and call of the Infantry.  Wherever there is adversity, obstacle, or challenge we say... FOLLO...
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American War Fighter

American Warfighter (AW) is here!  AW is a line of gear intended to honor America's warriors at the tip of the spear.  This is the first of many AW designs to be released. The presale open today:  23 APRIL 13 and they will begin shipping on 5 MAY 13.  The presale price of $19....
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Throat Punch!

The Gruntworks "Throat Punch Thursday" shirt is being produced, hosted, and shipped by our friends at Gruntstyle.  Gruntstyle will ship them on 10 APRIL 13. Click here to purchase:  THROAT PUNCH! Punching Throats for a Better America.   Your country needs you. JOIN THE MOVEMENT...
$17.99

Throat Punch!

The Gruntworks "Throat Punch Thursday" shirt is being produced, hosted, and shipped by our friends at Gruntstyle.  Gruntstyle will ship them on 10 APRIL 13. Click here to purchase:   THROAT PUNCH! Punching Throats for a Better America.   Your country needs you. JOIN THE MOVEM...
$22.99

Shadow is Mine, OD

Yea though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death... The Shadow is Mine is now open for pre-order!  The pre-order price of $18.99 will be available until they begin shipping on or about February 10th.  After pre-order the price will return to $22.99.  Now is th...
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Shadow is Mine, Black

Yea though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death...   The Shadow is Mine is now open for pre-order!  The pre-order price of $18.99 will be available until they begin shipping on or about February 10th.  After pre-order the price will return to $22.99.  Now is the t...
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SPIRIT OF THE BAYONET Tee

The Spirit of the Bayonet.   "What is the spirit of the Bayonet?"   "To kill the enemy!"  "What are the two types of Bayonet Fighters?"  "The quick and the dead, Sergeant!" "What makes the green grass grow?" "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."
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GRUNT LIFE USMC Tee

GRUNT LIFE is a mindset.  GRUNT LIFE is FRONT TOWARD ENEMY. It’s living life up close, personal, and in the dirt. It means taking on life’s challenges in close quarters combat, getting knocked down, and getting back up- each….and….every….time.  It’s about perseverance, endurance, te...
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I AM A SOLDIER Tee

In the dirt, in the mud, in the rain.  In forests, jungles, or deserts.  Doesn't matter where you fight.  Doesn't matter who.  You fight where you're told and you win where you fight because you're a soldier.  You're  the business end of a dirty business. The "I Am...
$22.99

GRUNT LIFE, BLACK

GRUNT LIFE is a mindset.  GRUNT LIFE is FRONT TOWARD ENEMY. It’s living life up close, personal, and in the dirt. It means taking on life’s challenges in close quarters combat, getting knocked down, and getting back up each….and….every….time.  It’s about perseverance, endurance, tenacity, and ...
$14.99

RAKKASAN

A simple black tee with a red torii over the left breast in honor of the regiment we called home. To Rakkasans past and present.  NE DESIT VIRTUS
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CHARLIE MIKE

"CHARLIE MIKE" means continue the mission. To continue advancing toward the objective. Part of the Gruntworks mission statement- its reason for existence- is to help the families and especially the children of fallen soldier to CHARLIE MIKE after the loss of a loved one.  Gruntworks believe...
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GRUNTWORKS

Be the first kid on your block with a confirmed kill and a Gruntworks logo t-shirt. 100% American cotton and discharge printed logo on a lightweight comfortable black tee.  Suitable for both formal dinners and backyard barbecues.  There are completely unconfirmed and most likely false ...
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GRUNT LIFE, OD Green

GRUNT LIFE is a mindset.  GRUNT LIFE is FRONT TOWARD ENEMY. It’s living life up close, personal, and in the dirt. It means taking on life’s challenges in close quarters combat, getting knocked down, and getting back up- each….and….every….time.  It’s about perseverance, endurance, t...

News

Weekend Safety Briefing: Have a good story, shitknuckleFebruary 15, 2013

  

Bring it in. Take a knee.

Meach, I need some Hello Dollies. Get to it.

This is a long weekend. On long weekends, you nose-picking mouth-breathers seem to forget you are in the service of the American taxpayer, drinking enough booze for three Muldoons and puking it back up the sidewalks, park benches, and police cars of this fair city.

I enjoy my weekends. I don't like you. If I have to pick you up from the lockup for some alcohol related offense, make sure it fits one of the following:

1. You retain accountability of all personnel and equipment.
2. A midget was somehow involved.
3. If it happened at a wedding, you were there as a guest or a crasher, but not as the groom.
4. No underage girls were involved.
5. The Sergeant Major's daughter was not involved.
6. If any photos exist, you are not in them.

If you fail in this, and I have to drag you back without a good story, I have the name and address of the most impressive land-manatee in town. I will tell her that you don't have to be anywhere until Tuesday morning, that you're recently single and lonely, and that you like surprises. She knows the deal, and she's a good sport. Meach says she makes an outstanding Denver omelet.

Don't be stupid. Don't put power tools in your mouth. Don't sniff glue.

Drink water.

Meach, recover.

Now get the hell out of my AO!

-Bullwinkle